It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
but why is it always the sasuke cosplayers
The 3D on this thing is unreal.
How to obtain your very own bisexual
Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.
when you blacklist something strictly but u still see it on ur dash bc people dont tag it
going on the first date like