Fullfy's Crawling Space

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

literallysame:

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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zeppelly:

but why is it always the sasuke cosplayers

jetstreamsamofficial:

The 3D on this thing is unreal.

jetstreamsamofficial:

The 3D on this thing is unreal.

How to obtain your very own bisexual
Step one: Place a box in an open field propped up with a stick. Attach a string to the stick. Much like cats, bisexuals are drawn to boxes and in some cases, this will be enough.
Step two: Under the box place a pile of glitter and a boombox playing Fall Out Boy's Dance Dance. Bisexuals feed on glitter and will find it irresistible. Dance Dance is, as everybody knows, the mating call of the bisexual.
Step three: Wait patiently and be ready to pull the string when the bisexual draws near.
Step four: Be sure to feed your new bisexual lots of glitter and give it fresh water daily.

hajimmy:

when you blacklist something strictly but u still see it on ur dash bc people dont tag it

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unprime:

going on the first date like

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